Adverbial Possibilities for Virginia Higher Education, 2019

by Wes Houp

If you go off to college in Virginia,
young white men,
and join a fraternity,
you are 50% more likely
to don black face.
If you go off to college in Virginia,
young white men,
and join a fraternity,
you are 75% more likely
to be audience to someone else’s
black face performance.
If you are a politician who went
off to college in Virginia
and belonged to a fraternity,
you are 80% more likely
to have donned black face.
If you are a politician who went
off to college in Virginia
and belonged to a fraternity,
you are 95% more likely
to have been audience to
your roommate’s black face performance.