Feb 032013
 

By Captain Comannokers
NoC Transportation Czar

Which way am I going?
That’s for me to know
and you to find out

It’s more exciting this way
…for both of us

You’ve got your phone
and your makeup to fix

I’ve got my emails to check
and my cigarette to flick

Outside the window that’s cracked
and eventually I will litter

You’ll figure it out
unless YOU don’t know
how to drive—idiot!

Use my blinker?
What do you even care?

They’re for old people
on a Sunday drive

Please don’t tell me
they’ll keep me alive

It’s called a turning lane for a reason
Duh! 

Oh, yeah—and what about bikes?
Those jerks just zip around
and do their own thing

And even when they do signal
I don’t get it!

Why are you using your left arm
to turn the other way?

We don’t need ‘em anymore
that’s what I say

It’s an invasion of my personal rights
For you to know if I’m going left
or right

Maybe I’m just going straight

 

 

 

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